cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

(via sourisms)


(via suburb-trash)


(via macc-demarco)


(via macc-demarco)


16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

(via macc-demarco)


babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

(via dying-of-your-own-thirst)


unimpressedcats:

Tina is unimpressed with my 50mm lens.

unimpressedcats:

Tina is unimpressed with my 50mm lens.


awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

awwww-cute:

"Please sir, no photos in the office

(via macc-demarco)