Don't paint me black when I used to be golden.
|16 year old child:||mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan|
|Straight parents:||you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.|
|Baby boy:||*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*|
|Straight parents:||oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!|